when 1984 has come true and whatnot, everything will be run by McDonalds. What I really look forward to most are the drive-through brothels. I'm wondering though, how the logistics of that will work. However, I guess it isn't so difficult with hygiene issues, legal prostitutes today are required to have checkups regularly and use condoms. Also, for residue and whatnot, that would be handled the way certain booths are today.
Oh, that bit requires explaining. See, at these McBordellos, there would be holes in walls through which one would be serviced. Brilliant, right? Now, for a higher caliber, one could order privately, but hey, this is meant to serve the man on the go, like fast food, for the busy man, often the working stiff, (hurhur), can't have any of that fancy private service. Though, if you really like, you can get a private booth, you sissy.
The thing is, in the future, masturbation will be outlawed so that more people will make use of McBordellos. It will be enforced very well, cameras will be every, along with the televisions where you can see yourself. And that's why life will be better for everyone. Because those are lovely for dancing, as we all know.
Are you ready for arMcgeddon?
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