If peeing on things was acceptable

I would be really unhappy. One of the bathrooms in our house had not been flushed for awhile for some reason, and it remained unflushed because of how awful it smelled, and I thought maybe a fish had died in there, but it hadn't, it was old urine.

DELICIOUS.

My mood is far too susceptible to influence by the music I listen to. I was listening to Circle Jerks because of the FUCK YEAH TOUR. Now my knee is bouncing up and down.Because really, I want to run into things. YEAAAAAAH!!!! My knee is just compensating for not running into things.

Greatest performance by an actor ever? Sting David Lynch's Dune:

HUMAN EXCELLENCE!

EXCELLENCE OF HUMAN!

ESSENCE OF HUMAN WITH A HINT OF THYME. A LOVELY VINTAGE.

There's a blowjob smiley on MSN.

FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

I love that smiley. If I write "blowjob" it just shows up. if I use caps it doesn't. It would be better if I wrote that in caps and it was huge, took up the whole page.

The icon is jsut a normal smiley face with a bit of skin-clad tube going into its mouth.

DONGRESS!!!!!