Leviticus is pretty much the smartest person I know. For example, I've had a lot of trouble finding myself, but today, she summed up the exact core essence of my being with a brilliant, concise sentence.
L: He's just being a sausage.
See?!
Now, you may be thinking this isn't so brilliant, but really, it defines me: tasty, but mean, as in, I make you fat and give you heart attacks somewhere along the line. Also, another thing that makes me like a sausage, is that if you're eating me you probably aren't a vegetarian.
Another gem from my favorite person named after a book from the Old Testament:
Now, at this program, we're supposed to be learning how to use Final Cut, the editing program. One of the people at the internship was practicing using Final Cut by editing preexisting footage from an older film that was put on Final Cut for just that purpose. For the purposes of this story, we'll call that person Greasy Dude. (Greasy Dude also has a lovely habit of playing Clocks and Fur Elise on Garageband)
GD: Hey, look what I made!
L:Ok
Time passes
L: You didn't make this!
GD: Uh, yes I did.
L: Naw, you can tell by the hair. They all look like they have hair from the seventies.
Me, hearing from a few chairs away: He edited it, he didn;t actually make it.
L: He what?
Me: He edited it! He edited it!
Now she decides to make fun of me.
L: Edidadada! Edidadadada!
Me: Edited. It's a word. It's what he did. That's how you pronounce it!
GD: Yeah, I mean like, I took stuff that was there and put it together.
L: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Leviticus' two cents on romance:
L: Ms. Teacherlady, I have a question.
Ms. Teacherlady: Yes?
L: Well, it's kind of weird. Well, OK. Is it like, incest, if it's your half sibling's cousin? And you're not actually related to the person because the side your cousin is related to the person on isn't related to you?
Ms. Teacherlady: No.
L: Oh goody! Chris Broooown, mmm mmm mmm!
